Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Wavelengths

Having established the fact that I am a certified asocial (as opposed to antisocial - Guys, pls stop mistaking the terminologies. Check the dictionary if you must!) I wonder if the theory that I have very few friends is true after all. But that doesn't really matter does it? At the end of the day what DOES matter is the real friends, not just people I hang out or have lengthy conversations or monkey around with. It's gotta be deeper than that.
So as a rule of thumb I've mustered 6 criteria that I reckon would warrant a solid buddyhood (not applicable to the type that does his laundry out in the open),

1) You laugh at the same jokes without the need of a cue whilst others may not even comprehend them.

2) She/He blogs about the kind of stuff you would write or could imagine yourself writing.

3) You hardly ever run out of topics for discourse and that includes personal stuff.

4) You dont generally gossip but when u r together all hell breaks loose.

5) All you need is a simple facial expression to transmit across a message to the other.

6) There's no such thing as awkward silence between you. If you're quiet, you're quiet. Period.