Dory's Goldfield Syndrome
I bought a pair of earrings and lost them instantaneously. Going crazy just thinking about it. This is ridiculous! I’m such a liability. People are normally deemed high maintenance because they only use expensive products but in my case I’m one because I keep losing stuff. Maybe I didn’t lose them after all. Maybe I forgot to pick them up from the cashier. I definitely ought to insure myself against well… myself. Do they cover frequent temporary memory loss?You know when you suddenly get this vibe from someone as though they sort of fancy you. Then come the next day, a friend passed on an info that may support your theory. But then you also know that from precedence, you are terrible at deciphering signals. Also, you are not attracted to this bloke; maybe you could be… a little… but because of those stupid pre-conceived notions of a suitable suitor girls normally have glued in their heads for some silly reason, you are less receptive towards the possibility of romance with this bloke plus from past encounters you noticed that there was hardly any chemistry between the two of you and you just have nothing to say to each other, no exchange except one of silence, neither awkward silence nor self-conscious silence, just plain simple I've-got-nothing-to-say-to-you silence. The thought that he might have taken a liking for you had never occurred but now that it has, you think to yourself that if he were to ask you out, you’d say yes, out of curiosity and for the heck of it. This is, I shall stress, only hypothetical. I am, after all, highly imaginative and sometimes a bit "perasan".
So now what?! I think everyone who wants to ask another out should just go ahead and ask the question because this game playing has made inter-gender relationship too complex for some and has broken too many a heart. And I lost my earrings dammit and I have zero motivation to go to work at the moment and I’m thinking of doing CFA and head for the financial institutions instead of being dormant in this crappy engineering world.
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