For The Sake of Argument

Signs; The Queen Reveals

Sign of a hazardous stress level #2009801-1:
You look jolly but friends know how stressful you really are inside because apparently, when you speak you change your mind every 5 seconds or worse switch the subject all together. Others however, would probably think that piece by piece of your brain is falling off your head.

Sign of a hazardous stress level #2009801-2:
No matter how much you power-dress, you still look haggard.

Sign of hazardous stress paying off #2009802-1:
Your assessor keeps nodding; hopefully in approval (as opposed to dozing off bored), each time you turn to a new presentation slide.

Sign of Post-Hazardous-Stress Energy Drained Syndromme #2009803-1:
A desire to sink in bed and pamper yourself with a tub of Haagen Dasz while immersing in another silly Malay film; to supplement your depleting morale, prevails over anything else including free dinner. The last activity has been proven to improve self-appreciation for intelligence by a factor of ca. 10.

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