Wednesday, January 28, 2004

Lunch time humour ...

A guy is in his car on the motorway when it arrives at traffic jam.

A while later, someone knocks on his window. The guy rolls down his window
and asks, "What's happening?"

The other guy says "Terrorists have taken Bush hostage and demand $19
million, otherwise they will pour gasoline on him and throw a match at him.
So, I'm going from car to car to collect donations."

The driver asks, "And how much do people give?"

"5-10 litres. It depends." ...