Friday, January 16, 2004

Moral Dilemma of A CENG 4 and the Solutions to Two Categories of People

Category
A: Mild
B: Hard-Core Violent

Constant Irritants
What do you do when you can no longer endure listening to someone who goes on and on; you feel like shutting him up screaming "Action Speaks Louder Than Words, you idiot!!", without being rude?

Answer:
Have a bit of imagination. While maintaining eye-contact and composure,

A: Visualise tying him to a tree and stuffing his mouth with a jawbreaker.
B: Mentally rip apart this person's mouth with your bare hands and make sure he lives to remember this moment.

And after all the effort, dont forget to stop listening to this self-absorbed lunatic.

The Step-by-Step Guide For A Quick Switching-Off of The Killer-Mode
A:
1. Jump into bed, bury your face in your pillows for 5 minutes and cry if you must.
2. Take a hot/cold (depending on the climate) shower .
3. Perform a short spiritual revitalisation exercise.
4. Drink loads of hot coffee and return to work.

B (revised):
1. Send Death Threats to the individiual(s) concerned. To start you off use phrases like "You dont deserve this life, I'll help send you to another" etc.

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